good LORD, church signs have gotten boring lately. they're resorting to horrible, horrible puns.
i passed one today that said "seven days without prayer makes one weak."
gack! give me some righteousness! threats! narrow-mindedness! anything!
Posted by xta at September 27, 2006 09:59 PM | TrackBackDid you see the "who's your daddy" one I took a photo of last week.
Posted by: Sarah at September 27, 2006 10:12 PMthere's at least one "know jesus, know peace - no jesus, no peace" license plate frame at work. that one commits both the crimes of bad hominym-ing and that of being unbearably smug. the latter of course can be applied to ALL of these.
it also gets stuck in my head all the time, like a bad journey song. gaaaahhhhhh.
Posted by: lisa at September 28, 2006 08:11 AMI saw one recently that I liked: "Hold loosely the things of earth."
Another one was amusing and creative in its grammar/spelling: "Forbidden fruits creats [sic] many jams." It was spelled that way on both sides, so it wasn't like it was a typo.
Posted by: raynorgrace at September 28, 2006 12:37 PMI say right on with some righteousness.
These churches better get on it or we'll all just convert to Islam.
I need to be scared or threatened or I'll leave the flock.
oh good lord. i saw one today that i've seen a million times already:
"What's missing in CH_ _CH -- UR."
barry blogged it here: http://dependableerection.blogspot.com/2006/09/sunday-morning-church-marquee-blogging_24.html
let's get inventive, people! c'mon!!
Posted by: xta at October 1, 2006 06:34 PM